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cassettes except where noted

ABSONANT CADENCE
INSIDE OUT-LIFE
72 Colin, St-Jean-sur-Richelieu, J3B 6B1 Quebec, Canada.
In a nutshell...death metal...150 miles per hour...guy drinking turpentine on the mic...says something about death, suffering, decadence and genocide at one time or anther. You know if you like this...I don’t have to listen to anymore of it.
J Mundok

ACROYEAR
BUG REPORT MP3
Abandoned Arts 24-75 38th St #9B Astoria NY 11103 USA
abandon@tenthcity.com
http://abandonedarts.tenthcity.com/acroyear/
http://abandonedarts.tenthcity.com/acroyear/audio/bugreport.mp3
Techno-punk that’s a cross between Ministry, Foo Fighters and Blink 182! Two minutes of melodic guitar thrash pop with a drum machine. Great performances. Very nicely mixed and sounds like a good version of something you’d hear on the radio, basically. Nice!
Ian C Stewart

Activity Set
“in three”
Chicago Sound 6124 Madison Court Chicago, IL. 60053
activityset@aol.com
I’m guessing that John Lisiecki, the whole of Activity Set likes Radiohead. A lot. I do too. Thom Yorke et al are a wonderful breath of fresh air (did I really use that cliche) in this current musical world. “In three” plays like a homage to Radiohead. And John very nearly pulls it off! He really does. The sounds and arrangements are beautiful when they need to be and biting when that’s what is called for. Nice chord changes that sometimes go where you don’t think they will. I love it when that happens. All these songs make sense. Except for one. And it’s the most important one. THE FIRST ONE. It’s called “Typewriter Gate Guitar”. It goes downhill from here. It sounded shitty on first listen. It’s getting worse the more I hear it. There’s no direction or point. But it gets like a million times better in a hurry. The song “Almost” is fucking brilliant. I wish I wrote the guitar riff on this one. My one quibble ( not counting the first song. Have I told you how much I dislike the first song?) is that there needs to be more lyrical content. All the music is great.
The long instrumental parts need singing to be balls out fantastic and powerful. The songs exude emotion. Interesting lyrics would rip the hearts out of the listener. At least it would for me. The guitars are bright and in your face and the drums are clean and crisp. This is a great start. Where do you go from here?
kev

Eric Alexandrakis
“I.V. Catatonia”
angelpop72@aol.com
I consider myself to be open minded. I enjoy everything from Tootsie Rolls to Lobster Salad. Likewise is my musical taste. I can find something endearing in most all styles and genres of music. And after SEVERAL times through it I found something that didn’t totally suck on this CD. Don’t get me wrong though, not one of these songs grew on me. The liner notes say that this was recorded on a 4 track. If that’s really the case, Eric got his money worth on his investment. The sounds he made are to be commended. It’s just that when these sounds are put together-they make no sense. But it is mixed very well. Do you see my dilemma? This recording isn’t for me. Or anyone I know. Or anyone I would want to know.
kev

ALLEGHENY WHITE FISH
THE ANTI FREAKOUT METHOD CD
Fuckeroo Records PO Box 655 Allison Park PA 15101-0655 USA
f_eroo@hotmail.com
http://go.to/fuckeroo
Goofy, distorted, melodic, catchy, wacky shit. Like Butthole Surfers getting it on with Ween. With drum machines and acoustic guitars. “Lo-Fi Satan Go Baby” is a slapback psychobilly freakout stream of consciousness kind of thing. “What You Gonna Say To Me?” recalls that song Gibby Haynes did with Ministry about ten years ago. Kind of psychedelic techno thrash with lots of slide guitar action. “The Bees Love Me (Hello Method)” opts for an uptempo fake hiphop beat under wandering, echoey acoustic guitars and buried vocals. “Left Out (The Freaky Pieces)” is a melancholy little slow guitar bit with the dude saying “freaky pieces” over and over and over. The party concludes with “(Goodbye Method),” which features live drums! It’s kind of a ballad and the vocals don’t come in for about two minutes. But when they do show up, they’re layered in shloads of echo and flange and whatever else so you can’t understand the guy anyway... Just like all the other songs!
Ian C Stewart

ANDY’S CAR CRASH
FORMES CD
Pandemonium USA, Stick Figure (Gavin) PO Box 55462 Atlanta GA 30308 USA
stickfigure@phyte.com
http://www.pandemoniumrecords.com
Experimental dance music? Sort of, though dancing may be out of the question for the majority of the tracks. “Eres” opens with a some growly low samples and tense ambience which gives way to a slow motion abstract construction. Thing. “Cardio” features manipulated samples of various buzzing and percussive sounds. “150 Jap” has samples from a Japanese movie over an ass-friendly drum and bass groove. That’s the bits I like. “Stabbat mater” opens with a dude yelling so long and loud that I wasn’t even sure that’s what it was at first. Nice. The shouting and freaking out continue for about five minutes. “Madchen” has fits and starts like a loungey trip-hop joint with chopped drums. “Studio K2” sounds like videogame music or a Yellow Magic Orchestra track. To summarize: experimental rhythms and loops too arty for dancing.
Ian C Stewart

ASHLAND
SIX SONGS
Black Apple 156A South St. #11, Jamaica Plain, MA 02130 USA
This review was translated into Portuguese and back into English at babelfish.altavista.com
The guitar dissonant indie-estala saturated to the times with distortion, other times that assemble 2-chord thing of jangle of the drone. Vocals melancholic sounds as they had been sung very quiet, singer that the microphone Baehr also started a pleasant voice. The luck of shoegazery... remembers a little to me of MEDICINE of the band of 90s. The heading of the alone song: the “first professor in the space” makes me sad. This is fucking cool.
C Reider

A SONIC DETERRENT | MOZ
split 7"
Anti Everything 22 South Mallory St #1, Hampton VA 23663 USA
A Sonic Deterrent rips shit up with a ton of distorted nizzoize for that ass. It sounds like a cat in a washing machine. The vocal bit. Wow. And I fucking hate cats, so I rather enjoy that bit. Moz “Model Input” on the flip takes a more cinematic, dramatic approach, employing spoken samples over their unique brand of overdriven fleachh. The background blah is a whirling mass of low rumbling and sampled orchestration or something like that. Played forward and back. Whee. Happy music for the criminally insane.
Ian C Stewart

A SONIC DETERRENT | PRURIENT
split tape
Anti Everything 22 South Mallory St #1, Hampton VA 23663 USA
ASD goes apeshit with the distortion again, though this time it’s broken into bite-size pieces with funny names like “Chronic Anti Work (Pains),” “Fatigue Shuttle” and “Undesirable Employee Relationship.” But soundalistically it’s just like that record they sent, it’s fucking ballistic and is creepier than shit. Prurient is a great name. Their side is called “Museum” and is pretty fucked up too. It sounds like you’re standing under a big waterfall near a construction site.
Ian C Stewart

BAXENDALE
MUSIC FOR GIRLS EP CD
Riviera, 45 Av Charles de Gaulle, 33520 Bruges, FRANCE
What a weird CD! Dance tracks distributed by a French record company, sung by a Brit, and influenced by ABBA and the sounds that my Macintosh makes when I mess up. I think that they’ve probably been listening to The B-52s, but there’s something nicely “band-next-door” about these songs. They’re funny, they’re sharp, and Tim (the lead singer) sounds very, very much like he’s a...well, a high school teacher who’s taken up music, actually. You know the kind — the “dork” who’s finally made it big? Kinda like David Byrne! Yeah! There’s the connection! I knew I’d make it! I’d like to hear more from these blokes, because I know it’ll be worthwhile. (By the way: “Switzerland” is a friggin’ hysterical song.)
Ben Gott

B.E.
RED/YELLOW
4315 NE Brazee, Portland OR 97213 USA
File under “experimental improvised rock.” Guitars and drumset. Echo on the guitars. Kind of like what the first couple of layers of the average Harlan Lyman tape probably sounds like. For those who like their rock raw and unplanned.
Ian C Stewart

ADAM BEEBE
PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE
Mishap Production 846 Pine Flat Rd, Santa Cruz CA 95060 USA
From the label that brought you the amazing pop genius James Call. Of which this tape bears no resemblance. What we have here is more of a sound collage type thing. Art. I guess. Samples that have been fucked with and fucked with and fucked with but not quite to the point where they just go all Phil Anselmo and say “You can’t fuck with me anymore! I’ll kill you!” Just like, uh, reverb and messing with the tape speed and shit.
Ian C Stewart

ADAM BEEBE
PERPETUAL MOTION MACHINE
Mishap Productions 846 Pine Flat Rd, Santa Cruz CA 95060 USA
The following review was translated into Portuguese and back again into English at babelfish.altavista.com:
Breathless wood-edits collage with a rhythm. Fuckery of Collage applied it the random sources and also to jams lunatic of a band to cry out freak-out-for is laden of feedback that they periòdicamente estalam above here and there throughout. Guy fêz examination obviously much time and a lot rank of the care in assembling this music of collage in contrast to many made designs haphazardly of this type that I saw. This attitude is indicated well also in placed agradàvel for is of the art of the cover. Done well.
C Reider

BENT WITH LIGHT
F2 CD
Exoteque Music PO Box 340431 Columbus OH 43234 USA
stvcd7@excite.com
Abstract, rhythmic kinda-industrial “dance music,” for lack of a better term. Not unlike a more balls-out (in the instrumental sense) Skinny Puppy or anything else Cevin Key has done since then. Wow. Sequenced blips and blops and cut up beats and layered rhythms that unfold like a grand sonic collage. Dancing to this music seems possible but unlikely. You’d probably fracture a rib trying. The production is sweet and the tracks are just fucking ridiculous. “Biofeedback” includes a latent bass line and a slappy, jumpy beat that sounds like driving too fast on the freeway downtown at 2am. “Axiom” is a sizzly 13-minute ambient epic that sounds like robotic soundtrack music for a furutistic Satanic love-in. “Rusted Pieces” recalls the ragtag “hit everything and sample it” sequencing in much late 1980s “industrial dance” music. I’m in love.
Ian C Stewart

JACOB BERENDES
ROBOT MOPED DEHUMIDIFIER CD
6 Hurtle Ave, Worchester, MA 01624 USA
yourdeadneighbors@yahoo.com
http://www.nindy.com
Take Beck, Dimitri from Paris, and a public access cable channel and put them in a blender. Press purée. Besides attracting a little unwanted attention from the local law enforcement, you may get some idea what Jacob Berendes sounds like. A collection of superstereo sample-based dub experiments, Berendes manages to take a potentially lethal concept and make it good. Really, really good. It’s not always easy stuff to listen to, but it’s worth listening. “Did Andy’s Sister Steal My Sweater?”, the paranoid chant of a whiny young man, is surprisingly catchy. “Project Orange” is a specially commissioned composition based around the words “I hate Kenny” (“Man, don’t blame me, my ass got commissioned,” Berendes whispers at the end). “Tougher than Heather Diamond” is an egotistical gangsta rap, with an explanation and apology following. One of the quieter tracks is “A Sorry State of Affairs,” which is based around a basic piano loop and a series of spoken observations— those of a sampled narrator speaking on the nature of impermanence, those of Mr. Rogers, and those of Berendes himself (“When you drop-kick your jacket no one cares”). It’s quiet, simple, and really somewhat pretty. The disc is extremely diverse, and it is difficult to say anything general in this review, but one thing— Robot Moped Dehumidifier kicks ass.
Megan Heller

JACOB BERENDES
SIMULATED WOODGRAIN VINYL CD
6 Hurtle Ave, Worchester, MA 01624 USA
yourdeadneighbors@yahoo.com
http://www.nindy.com
This album reminds me of old home movies. Not the actual movies though, the unwanted scenes that you accidentally recorded because you forgot to turn the camera off or something. Set to music. I mean that in the good way, the shit just cracks me up. There are a few exceptions. “Tipsy McSwagger” - drunken poetry readings left on someone’s answering machine. “The Ground Is Round” (my favorite) - static-y monotone female voice rhyming hilariously over plinky keyboards with a male narrative that sounds like the guy who tells you what to do in a how-to video. Also, “Under So Many” ...which sounds like a funkified “Over the Rainbow” from the Wizard of Oz. Kick-ass bass line, sweetly simple drum loop and under 2 minutes, you gotta’ love that! I was a little disappointed by theme from “Shaft in Space,” though, dammit. Too much astronauts and not enough Isaac Hayes. All things considered, an enjoyable listening experience. You may just have to play it a few times before you like it.
Michelle Nollan

Big Meteor
Wild River CD
PO Box 6043, Ottawa J, 1365 Richmond Road Ottawa, ON K2A 0A0 Canada
http://www.bigmeteor.com
Something about this country-rock band really annoys me, but I’m not entirely sure what it is. Maybe it’s the incompetent vocals, the dumb lyrics, or the way all the songs seem way too long, or maybe it’s the stupid name. It’s hard to say why this band is so bad, but it’s not fun to listen to this CD. The title track is a rocking tune which is completely ruined by the vocals. “Poor Boy” at 6:16 will have you reaching for the “next track” button on the CD player, but don’t expect things to get any better. All the way through to the epic-length “Big Meteor” track (7:04) you’ll be wincing and staring at the speakers in disbelief. Without the poor vocals, this band might be tolerable, but this singer can hardly carry a tune, and it’s not like he’s trying to sing that way- he’s trying to be a “vocalist” and it’s not working at all. The instrumentation is great, and the guitar work is competent... maybe he just needs more effects (like “Big Meteor,” which sounds like an old record) or at least some heavy echo on his voice to cover up the
problems he has staying on key.
Sven Golly

A BOY NAMED THOR
ROCKET SCIENTIST BLUES
Best Kept Secret, Alessandro Crestani via Biron di Sotto, 101-36100 Vicenza Italy
http://www.indiepages.com/bestkeptsecret
So if you take away the irony and the low low voice and gayness away from Magnetic Fields, what does that leave you? The answer is A Boy Named Thor. Homeboy cobbles together whatever instrumentation is on hand (Casios, guitars, drums or not) and along with his voice crafts some mighty mighty fine pop music. His voice is kind of thin and wimpy like you’d just want to punch him in the face but he can keep a tune and it actually adds to the songs. The slide guitar and Casio drums are particularly Magnetic Field-like. In a good way. Nice. Side 2 is “Sleepy Scientist #1” and “#2” which take up the whole side. Progressive space-pop! It’s like Pet Shop Boys doing Yes covers! In a good way.
Ian C Stewart

BROWN25
LUNAR MODULAR UNIT CD
The Bionic Milk Plant PO Box 111 Ashland, KY 41101 USA
http://www.bionicmilk.com
Beck. Mutations Beck, not Odelay Beck.
Michelle Nollan

BUMBLEBEES | ROSELICOEUR
Diesel/Quand Vient le Tourment split 7”
Metropolitan Audio La Nove/B. Sonnette F77750 Bassevelle, France
metroaudio@hotmail.com
“Diesel” begins well enough: two quiet little guitars playing prettily with a quiet little bass. Plus quiet little cymbals just keeping time. This continues for a few measures and builds nicely to a power-chordy guitar and slammin’ drums. But just when you think the song is really rocking, the singer dude comes along with a voice like Brak from Space Ghost and kills the whole mood. I know it sounds like this is cool (who doesn’t love Brak?!?!)...trust me it’s not. I had such high hopes. Sigh. “Quand vient le tourment” starts out with spacey lute sounds over more power-chording that seem to wander around without direction or melody. French singer guy adds to the confusion as do some random bass lines and a second set of vocals. I think I have a headache now. Sorry.
Michelle Nollan

BUNKER SOLDIER
INFECTION MP3
Neo Cultural Front Records PO Box 612243 Dallas TX 75261 USA
bunkersold@aol.com
http://members.aol.com/neofront
Funky dancey semi-industrial kind of like everything on Wax Trax in 1990. Synths and loops and some guitars in the background. A dude sings the verses and then a chick comes in and sings the chorus. And then talks a bit in French, which is always very Gary Numan and always very welcome. It’s like the coolest remix Shriekback never did! It’s good as hell!
Ian C Stewart

BUNKER SOLDIER
INNUENDO CD
Neo Cultural Front Records PO Box 612243 Dallas TX 75261 USA
bunkersold@aol.com
http://members.aol.com/neofront
The first two tracks are nice/pleasant/rad/great etc instrumentals in the “industrial dance music” tradition of fairly big beats, menacing bass lines and ghouly atmospherics on top. “Break The Ice” employs live drumming, adding punch and verve. “Come To Me” is pure first-album Ministry. I’m in love. The lyrics about trying to score with a goth chick out dancing are fucking rad. The octaved vocals are especially very reminiscent of Uncle Al. Several of the songs add a middle-eastern sort of vibe. “Innuendo” is kind of industrial surf music, which I’d never even contemplated before. The new wave overtones recall the glory days of the early-mid 1980s. Sigh. “From The Dark” lays waste to Mussolini Headkick’s entire catalogue. The vocal mix of “Break The Ice” would make a great 12". It’s moody and ghouly and danceable. Like your mom.
Ian C Stewart

BURNSIDE PROJECT
BURNSIDE PROJECT CD
6020 Blvd East Ste 52, West New York, NJ 07093 USA
burnsideproject@yahoo.com
http://www.burnsidemusic.com
Dope beats and doodly guitar-rock songs clash sometimes violently here. The beats are cut and pasted and recut and refuckedwith and retrofitted to some otherwise by-the-book guitar rock action. The vocals are mixed way over the top, which doesn’t necessarily suit all of the tracks. Using sweet beats instead of a drum machine is a very cool thing to do, but I’d actually like to hear the beats higher in the mix. Quibble quibble. Good songs and a unique presentation, you can’t beat that, now can you?
Ian C Stewart

CAMPER VAN HALEN | GT ARPE
Tape & CD Records 64 Gilman St, Somerville MA 02145 USA
nanziuino@hotmail.com
Lo-fi slacker acoustic rock! Though Camper Van Halen “is” GT Arpe, this appears to be a split release between CVH and GT himself. You figure it out. “998 AD” is a moseying little thing that sort of stumps around for too long then goes away. Eventually a real rock band emerges complete with fine drumming and guitars but my man is definitely having some challenges in the vocal department. The songs with the hammer-on guitar accompaniment are kind of funny. That’s all part of the “charm.” The lyrics are kind of messed up and they seem really serious. And the Stanley Jordan jamming with Pavement vibe is certainly unique. The GT Arpe side appears to be digital sound-manipulation and wanky guitar solo instrumentals.
Ian C Stewart

CAPTAIN 3 LEG
1999
Andy Koettel 713 Grace St, Ottumwa IA 52501 USA
Wow. These guys went from grindcore goofoffs to technogrindcore groovers! What the hell?!?! They discovered sampling and The Residents and got all technological and freaky. And I like it. “Soul Price” features DJ scratching over a busy, Flea-like bassline and drum groove. Can’t say I saw that coming! “Haunted” combines a slow drum machine rhythm with postpunk guitar bits and a busy bassline, coming off like a techie PIL or something. Did I already say wow? And there’s a fake country song called “Cowpie” that reminds me of the video game I’m playing, Redneck Rampage! Awesome.
Ian C Stewart

CHIRONE RISING
AIR
Face Like a Smacked Arse 216 Dividy Rd, Bucknal, Stoke on Trent ST2 9JT UK
The following review was translated into Italian and back into English again at babelfish.altavista.com:
The entire tape consists of combo a classic not identified of jazz mangled beyond acknowledgment with the use of that what could be extreme digital effects or a recorder of tape really fucked-up-in on, or both. The idea is simple and non-personal, but it is concluded on to be enough cold “ the cited air “ in the title must be a reference to the sibilo of the tape, because this is the tape that more hissiest has felt long all the edition.
C Reider

CHUPACABRA JR
International Fan Club, 33 Pine Grove Amherst, MA 01002 USA
Driving music: tunes that makes the miles go faster, every curve choreographed, road running pleasurably under your wheels. A car stereo can change how you hear a song, how you feel about it. Chupacabra Jr. is driving music, a punky funky blend of polar opposites (“Fast Love”) and family effrontery (“Hate Me Brudder”). Heard first off, C Jr is a decent collection of punk songs with smart guitars and singalong back-ups. Popped in the tape deck of my car, these five songs transform into something more: a loud, singable, push it to 90 and tap your fingers on the dashboard fuck you to Britney, Christina and all the other monopolized radio drones. The lowdown, song by song: 1. “Hate Me Brudder” - Cool, tripped-out anti-homage to the stereotypical bedwetting bastard brother. Catchy while still retaining its punk cred (check out that innocently amateur guitar solo). 2. “Fast Love” - “Her dad owns the McDonald’s, my dad owns the Burger King.” It’s punk Romeo & Juliet, kids. Reminiscent of classic Dead Milkmen (and that’s a good thing). 3. “Walk Down Memory Lame” - A rant about a Thing Gone Bad, complete with story-esque lyrics, background whoops and hollers and dusty front vocals. A westerly-influenced John Wayne hootenanny. 4. “Crazy Mixed-Up Nut” - You got it. Good organ, btw. 5. “Sensitivity” - Sweet? Lilting? Dare I say...heartbreaking? Delicate noises behind female voices, drummer takes a break, are you guys really this freaking sensitive? Not a bad song, but definitely the runt of the bunch. Prognosis: Good
Windi

MARCO CONELLI COMPLEX
EXPECTATIONS AND DISMAY CD
PO Box 590 Glen Oaks NY 11004 USA techroom2@specnarc.com
I think I heard “The News Of The World” on a movie I saw on Comedy Central one Saturday a couple years ago. The movie was from the mid-80s and had lots of teenagers in it. There was this one scene where the main character goes a big dance at their school, and there was this band playing there. The singer had hockey hair and he was singing into an unplugged mic. Singing words so cheesy it made me laugh out loud, in this accent that said “I’m from New York and I like to rock and roll.” And the drummer had a red (or was it white) Simmons drum kit, with three China cymbals that were much higher than all the drums. And the guitar player! He had one of those pointy fake Explorer things, and when he played his guitar solo, he held his guitar up as high as it would go so everybody could see him! He was wearing these baggy white (or were they red) pants and scarves tied around his arms. There was a keyboard player with a beard. And the bass player had one of those Longhorn basses, but if you look closely you can see he isn’t even really playing. They played another song that had lyrics that include the name “Johnny,” at which point I turned the TV off!
Ian C Stewart

COOKIE LOGS
SWEET THINGS | COMMODORE VIC 20
Black Apple 156A South St. #11 Jamaica Plain MA 02130 USA
The following review was translated into French, and back into English at babelfish.altavista.com:
Independent art-rock-jump with involving melodies, lyric absurdity provided with a soft and attitude-free male voice. Sonic youth eliminated from wing from the nose of weirdness of guitar or my Valentine strapping. It would’ve be nice to hear more than this couple of the songs in order to better obtain a processing on their noise. Couples of Nice of the airs.
C Reider

THE CURIOUS HAIR
SAY HELLO TO HAPPINESS CD
Evol Egg Nart Recordings PO Box 570763 Miami, FL USA
Hair@nartworld.com
http://www.NARTWORLD.com
Folk-rocky songs led by a high-pitched, almost whiny male voice with jangly guitars, solid drummage and nice vocal harmonies. Skip past “Pied Piper” which sounds like a 6th grade band recital (trust me on this one, I should know), ignore the overused “fade to nothing/pause too long/finish the song” sequences (I count three!) and you should thoroughly enjoy this album.
Michelle Nollan

CYANOSIS
GALLOWS DANCE CD
Torture Music Records, PO Box 685 Cannon Beach OR 97110 USA
I never really understood dissonance. I guess I’m talking about experimental music that purposely hacks around on found objects and prepared instruments simply making noise. Now, I know, I know before you all start spouting off about the “art” of the matter, I’m all about that. I understand that it’s audio art, but in the same sense, I’m not sitting around all day looking at a sculpture made of rusty buckets and shoe. Therefore, I’m not going to sit around and “listen” to dissonance and pretend it doesn’t give me a headache. That’s certainly not to say that Gallows Dance is all rusty buckets and shoes. I was particularly fond of #2, #22 and #14 (with a real drummer and drumbeat) and the artwork on the album is particularly splendid!!! There’s no buckets, mind you, instead a fantastic drawing of a guy hanging around (if you get my drift). I blame my parents for my lack of understanding since they played Barry White records around the house when I was a kid (as opposed to plucking the spaghetti strainer with a steak knife), but I’m telling you, if you mix some of the fish-line strings on classical guitar with a Parliament riff, you may be on to something.
J Mundok

STANLEY DAVIS
NICE...NICE CD
McG Music 3830 E Flamingo Rd C-1, #173, Las Vegas NV 89121 USA
http://www.mccmusic.com
Ian C Stewart is my friend. I think that, if I was ever in Ohio, that he and his wife would probably let me sleep on their couch. However, when Ian sends me CDs like this, I want to seriously re-evaluate his friendship. I have this CD by a woman Nancee Kahler, and that’s the only thing that I can compare this album to. As you can imagine, with a name like Nancee, it’s gotta be bad...Nice...Nice contains mostly uninteresting instrumentals, all suffering from an intense MIDI lag (see “Peekin’”) that makes the sound
that much more unprofessional. (You can hit the “Quantize” button so many times, but when the channels are loaded, they’re loaded!) Stanley Davis shines when he strips away the “let’s experiment” pretense and lets loose with a nice piano solo. Stanley, you’re a fine pianist...Stick to it! Like, solo! George Winston-y! PLEASE!
Ben Gott

DEATHSQUAD
THE GRAVEYARD SHIFT EP
Nick B, 8 Cain Court, Castlebar Mews, Ealing, London W5 IR4 UK
skitkom@hotmail.com
http://www.geocities.com/deathsquaduk
Not to be confused with the death metal act of the same name from a few years back, this Deathsquad is based in London and has a kindred spirit in the songs of our Aussie partner in crime Macka! Keyboard drums and bass with wandery guitar solo and semi-aggressive vocals run through the echo unit. “Life Kills” wanders along at a modest pace. “Janet Street Porter” bashes along like Atari Teenage Riot. Everything distorted to hell, at a punk-rock pace. “Let Them Eat Crap” squanders a nifty drum ‘n bass shuffle under bass guitar and a stultifying vocal track. Too bad, so sad.
Ian C Stewart

DIE KOSMO GESELLSCHAFT |
WROUGHT:IRONSMILE
split 7"
Swingbeat Marienburger Str. 29, 10405 Berlin, Germany
swingbeat@geocities.com
http://www.swingbeat.de
So the Die Kosmo half is clean-guitar scree, math-punk hardcore brain music. Screaming in German. “Familien Portrait” features a highly dreamy bit in the middle with keyboards. Mmmm, nice. Keyboards good. Not that screaming math-punk isn’t good. The contrast is nice. Wrought: ironsmile kicks some unusually straight-forward clean-guitar scree of their own. Not the screaming melees they usually crank out! And hey, there’s some flute too! What the hell!??!?!? I mean that in the nicest possible way. These biotches can play, and the production is merrily modest. The bass chording has always given me the shnoobies and the long breakdowns with the flutey trills continue to do so. Ahhh. The instrumental bit on the end of the record recalls King Crimson’s 1970s uber-ballad “I Talk To The Wind.” Whoa!
Ian C Stewart

THE EARWIGS | NAKED INSECTS
FREAKS R US split
Mike Jerk PO Box 221 Pittsfield NH 03263 USA
The Earwigs have the dubious honor of going first on this split noizer. Uhh, well, let’s see. There’s feedback and shit, and low rumbling sounds and everything is totally totally distorted. Then a dude comes on and starts yelling and shrieking through a distorted mic. Mmm-hmm. That goes on for a while. The Naked Insects side is, wow, more of the same kind of thing! Different angle on the fidelity, but still pure fucking noize throughout.
Ian C Stewart

EDGE OF NIGHT - RUSSIAN GOTHIC COMPILATION CD
Sergey Merenkov, PO Box 129, Moscow 117331, Russia
coroner@gothic.ru
http://www.gothic.ru
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the BEST thing I’ve ever come across in all the long history of AUTO. It seems that while you were all thinking that Russians only loved Led Zeppelin and Michael Jackson, a collective of Gothic bands, artists and journalist was working hard to create a Gothic scene in Russia. And quite a brilliant job they did: this humble comp kicks ass with pointy buckled boots. I can’t believe my ears. Most of the 15 bands (Canonis, Romowe Rikoito, Neutral, Dreams, Lunophobia, Kratong, Moon Far Away) are in the ethereal 4AD style we all know and love, with sugary melodies and shimmering sounds, and always with a perfect female vocalist that sounds as if perched on a cloud and wearing a flowy white tunic. And oh, by the way, the production is always flawless and inventive, so from now on I will have even less patience towards US or Euro-slackers who can’t make their recordings sound half-decent. Then there are a couple of perfectly reconstructed Medieval tracks (Djembé and Caprice), some good old gothic rock with gloomcookie guitars and deep, deep, deep voices (Phantom Bertha and No Man’s Child), some pleasant synth work (Cyclotimia), a Swans cover (TNT, with “Better than You”), and an 8-minute exercise in Goth Ambient (Cisfinitum). But the two most bizarre things on the CD have to be Dvar and Damsel’s Dream. Dvar is a band whose members and even location is unknown (now that’s a lesson in brilliant marketing to you, mates) and who in fact seems to be all the rage in Russia right now: they just chant “Taaaaai Liiiiiiraaaaa!” for five minutes with a nice collection of spooky background noises and at a pleasant pace, but the general effect has a sinister quality that was lost in Goth music ever since the end of Peter Murphy’s malevolent antics in Bauhaus. Damsel’s Dream describe themselves as “dark trip-hop”, and their lovely “Elegy for rhythm box” gives you the eerie feeling of listening to a Goth version of “The girl from Ipanema” with trip-hop rhythms and Russian lyrics. The mind reels. And should I say that even the CD artwork is amazing, not black but a refreshing blue and silver, sleek understated typography and not a Frankenstein font in sight? Somebody really cared for this CD. *sniff*. A priceless piece of work. I want to go to Moscow and see these bands play.
Paola

ELECTRIC VOODOO
STAYIN POWERS CD
Tekito, PMB #432, 828 Royal St, New Orleans LA 70116 USA
tekito@excite.com
In the liner notes it says “Around thee pitou mitan tree, thee drummers settle down to play while thee fire is built. As thee dancers and drummers are blessed by thee houngan thee spirit ov thee Stayin Powers fills everyone with an ardour ov life.” The record is a percussional orgasm (I think I may have just made up a word). Track after track of some of the hottest voodoo beats around. Though it was recorded in Voo Studios I could swear they planted a couple mics in the Thee Broken Cross Cemetary and taped the whole ritual live. Of course Voo Studios could BE Thee Broken Cross Cemetary. Hymns and calls (and other strange noises) blend nicely into the voodoo beats that transform you into a participant throughout the recording until the last track, which is a short analog synth piece that wacks out over some simple percussion. My only complaint is that the record is way too short.
J Mundok

THE END
KILLER APPLICATION 7"
Odd Qvan, Ole Bulls Gt. 23-1, 0475 Oslo, Norway
odDq@online.no
Pink vinyl! Sweet! Holy first-album Godflesh! This shit is noisy and wanton, using a drum machine and layers of highly fried samples so it sounds like a big fucked up industrial nightmare. “Meat Wagon” appears to have guitars, but who can be sure exactly. It’s like old Skinny Puppy, when they’d use a shitload of samples very musically. “Voices And Noises” totally rules, it’s like Skinny Puppy’s album RABIES. “Last In Line” doesn’t sound like a Dio cover, though for all I know it is. This is hellish, but in a very inviting way. All the songs including “Mentally Ill” have old horror movie samples of women screaming. I can’t say I blame them either, after listening to this pink little record, I’m screaming like a girl too.
Ian C Stewart

EPISODIC
2 Tree Ct, Setauket NY 11733 USA
episodic@post.com
“The Library Of Babel” sounds like everything I recorded on my four-track in 1991 after I got a Dr Rhythm and another Casio. Programmed everything and every sound possible. The focus shifts to guitar-rock after that, with live drums. The one with the “girls in the front guys in the back” lyric sounds like a Tom Waits rip, except that the dude on the mic doesn’t sound four hundred years old and like he’s been gargling gravel for a month. It definitely sounds like somebody got a new keyboard for their birthday. Over the thirty tracks on this tape it sounds like a lo-fi hoedown with tons of songs and ideas of varying doneness flying past. A rap track that Insane Records would shit itself for. Is that a DJX? This tape is fun. Loose and momentary and a total hoot!
Ian C Stewart

EULOGY
DAWN OF DECADES CD
Justin 218 Buckingham Pl, Philadelphia PA 19104 USA
“Invisible Cities” is a longwinded spoken manifesto of sorts over improvised rock band backing. The fun kicks in on “A Rememberance,” a fat raccoon of a punk rocker. “Escape Artist” kicks in similarly about 3 tracks down the line. “Flesh” rocks hard and melodic-like. But with theremin, violin and whatever else they can find over the top, it sounds quite unlike anything else. Eulogy rocks weirdest.
Ian C Stewart

EYELIGHT
23:23 CD
651 Woodward St B, Orlando FL 32803 USA
sevenlight@hotmail.com
There was a time when I aspired to write objectively about Jehn Cerron’s output as Eyelight. But what’s the point? The only criticism I could possibly level at Jehn would be to put out more music! And that’s just me being greedy. Two of the three tracks feature gilded guitar textures by Travis Hartnett, profiled in AUTO9. Sigh. Wow. Let’s just ponder that point for a minute: Travis, who’s responsible for some of the most engaging ambient guitar CDs this side of Dave Stafford, joining forces however briefly with Jehn Cerron. Discuss. And in case you’re wondering (and there should be no doubt at this point, but if you’re just not paying attention), the result is every bit as dreamy and lifechanging as you’d expect. The third track introduces some saxophonic interplay from Jim Ivy, and gets a little more experimental. Sigh.
Ian C Stewart

FOOFIE
Liandra Recordings c/o B. Sonnette La Noue 77750 Basseville France
foofie@altern.com
Woo-hoo!! Stuff from France, which is apparently rare. Cute name, cute songs, cute little star stickers everywhere. Plus it’s fun to say “Foofie”, try it! To figuratively judge a book by the cover, I would say it’s a girly album. And Ian likes it so...you know. This is totally Moonbabies + drums for the first few songs. Some of the tracks reminds me of Star*Pillow, except that the vocals aren’t quite as unhearable. Guitar-driven pop, a little bit noise-y with unintelligible lyrics. Are they singing in French? Who fucking cares, this rocks! More Foofie please.
Michelle Nollan

GERBIL BLISS
MILK CRATE MADNESS
2181 NW Glisan, #307, Portland, OR 97210
gerbilear@aol.com
All right, “Tele” makes me want to kill something. Plain and simple. Rockabilly must die. Please tell me the whole tape isn’t like this. “Haze.” Okay. This sounds like the Doors. The Doors must die. “Park” is better. Are these songs all covers? I know there’s a thread but I don’t remember what it is. “When” is extreeeeeemely fucked up, starting with a jumpy and totally wrong sounding drum loop (yay), joined by jumpy upstroke guitar and a stabbing bass line. And keyboard. Mr Gerbil sings a bit like the guy from Wolfgang Press. Kinda. Not so low and croony. But y’know. I feel like I’m missing the joke on this one.
Ian C Stewart

CLEVE GIBSON
DRAGON CHILLS 1
Hazelmere, 5 Highworth Road, Faringdon, Oxon SN7 7EF UK
Wow. Our first “spoken word” tape. Cleve Gibson wrote six pieces of nonfiction. Gerry Hughes is the narrator. There are sound effects too. The stories are very professional and would probably appeal to fans of Dr Who book-on-tape type things. Or NPR. Hughes’ wacky west-country accent kind of had me wondering at first if he wasn’t joking. But he’s not. He does put on a couple of voices to get into the characters as he’s reading, which isn’t as goofy as it sounds. The recording is BBC broadcast-quality so it doesn’t even sound ghetto in the slightest. Wow. I’m totally shocked.
Ian C Stewart

GLOSSALIA
SLAIN IN THE SPIRIT
PO BOX 356, BRUNSWICK, VIC 3056 Australia
Gloom and doom synth-driven straight-beat instrumentals (mixing much drum machine/live bass rhythms) and soundscapes make up the meat of this one. A true servant to the CD revolution, I had a hard time keeping up with which track I was on, but somewhere near the south side of side A the outside world vanished and I was sent downward into some real mind fuck acid shit...and I really liked it. Side two continues with the “songs” vs. “soundscapes” including some excellent experiments in self percussion. He’s hitting something, I just don’t know what. Three cheers to the pleasant nod to Lovecraft with “The Disco of Erich Zann”. One small thing, next time please put the band name somewhere on the cassette. If this doesn’t sound like your music, it’s because your tape is in someone else’s box.
J Mundok

GOODSEY GREENE
FULL MOON HIGHWAY
104D W POPLAR Ave. / Carrboro, NC 22510
The following review was translated into Spanish and back into English at babelfish.altavista.com:
A sweet outbreak more jangle-fest of some unexplained alter-ego of C. Browne Jr. The only true difference which I can discern between this and other tapes of the cliff, not being clarified to the concept of Goodsey, is that music is a bit more without processing, polished less, refined less than their previous work. A southern sensation is also a little folksy to some of the songs. Other times it invests to the reverie semi-psychedelic of Bowie-esque as in the “gold hands”. Greene / Browne is one of our finer doctors of the outbreak, thus worthy of his time.
C Reider

HEBEPHRENIC
BLURRY
Tapehiss 260 N Keswick Apt C, Glenside PA 19038 USA
Lo-fi ambience from the Tapehiss archives. Shit sounds good for being 10+ years old. Expect lots of textural samples and loops and lengthy swooshes with a hint of melody hidden in the back. Plus it’s got “Moving At The Speed Of Hair.” Title of the day!
Ian C Stewart

OLIVIER JESUS HISTIQUI
ESCUDRINANDO POR LA PUERTA DEL SOL
Face like a Smacked Arse 216 Dividy Rd., Bucknall, Stoke on Trent ST2 9JT UK
The following review was translated into Italian, and back into English at babelfish.altavista.com
Constructions of the sound of Avant-Psychedelic from Bolivia. Abstract Warbly and sounds murky like that I have not never thought to exit from the South America! Senor Histiqui is informed of that they are sure, as the first track of the tray: “the ido of the haber of the puede of noche of Esta a folkloric one of concierto de a music” it holds its cultural music until to one mirror of the funhouse for a new look. A lot disowned and interesting.
C Reider

THE INCINERETTES
MY HEART GOES TIPPY TIPPY BOM BOM BOM
PO Box 356 Brunswick Victoria Australia 3056
The following review was translated into German and back into English at babelfish.altavista.com:
Drum machine and - guitarre Multitracked of back-up. It cannot seem to form its understanding whether one is unsmiling a heavy metal project or sneering, sarcastic a punk ishsache or, friendly, tape cartoonish few bezaubern. I liked instrument as good: “rock pigs for power station“ were fun... a robot impact, which was connected with skronky Guitarre. I liked also “bored again“ sore in the cord females over the music scene in its section of Australia. More interesting than absolutely well.
C Reider

INTERFACE
THE ARTEMIS COMPLEX
1208 Chicago Ave, Bay Shore NY 11706 USA
interface76@juno.com
http://listen.to/interface
Electro, post-industrial or techno with vocals. Whatever you want to call it, artists like Interface are ushering in the latest (dark) wave of electronic music. Fans of Apoptygma Berzerk or anything else recently released on Metropolis records will dig The Artemis Complex, a relentless surge of synth lines and sputtering beats. “Frantic” lives up to its title and gets really intense, while “Autostation” benefits from hypnotic synth loops. Great choices for sampling top it off, such as the befitting line from Aliens: “Not bad for a human.”
Kenyon Hopkin

JOHNSON
BLONDE ON BLUE 7"
Play Records 1/r 9 Hampden Terrace, Mount Florida, Glasgow G42 9XQ Scotland
http://www.playrecords.co.uk
“Blonde On Blue”: Somewhat musically similar to first-album Prefab Sprout or maybe China Crisis (ie-fussy, fiddly pop-rock with gargoyles and latticed arches). Which adds up to a great fucking record! “Bare And Blue” is a drumless revisit of the a-side. Nice. I’ll play it often.
Ian C Stewart

KHAOS ON
DNA - TWIST OF FATE CD
http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Loge/6988
khaoson@tiscalinet.it
These people call themselves Goth-metal, which made me worry for a while, until I received their CD. No metal in sight here, mate! It’s just five songs of rather well done, epic Goth rock, sounding a hell of a lot like the Nephilim (who were never a favorite band of mine, but I’ve heard worse). The male singer uses and abuses the trademark Nephilim-Sisters vocals’o’doom (he must have tonsils of steel....). The woman’s voice is simpler and nicer, and has a slight Italian accent that goes well with the music. (Bit like Moonspell doing their vampire songs with a Portuguese accent - Vampeeeeeria!!!). The music is well written and lovingly performed, my fave has to be track 2 of 5, “Trista (A dead girl named Lily)” - subtle eh?. This musical genre is now tragically old-fashioned (everybody wants the bleepy shit now! And they wear goggles! And plastic tubing hair! Sigh.....), but they could become rather well-known. I’d definitely go see them live. The only thing they should be careful about is their tendency to dwell on lyrics featuring vampires, corpses, unholy blood and cold souls that no Goth over the age of 16 should write about.
Paola

KIRCHENKAMPF
THE FIRST CIRCLE CD
Cohort Records 1824 Pierce St, Lafayette IN 47904-2544 USA
http://members.aol.com/cohortrec/music1/index.htm
Massive ambience. Though the release has only six tracks, it’s every bit a full-length release checking in at just under an hour. The ambience portrayed here could be perceived as beautiful by many, but I find it more metallic, not harsh, but metallic. Imagine walking through the guts of a really big machine that digests metal as opposed to organic materials. It’s the soundtrack to a very dark day. This record is recommend for those who just need some time to think about things. The artwork on this first edition is astounding. The handpainted, cracking green and black jewel box perfectly captures the mood.
J Mundok

THE LACES
FOREVER FOR NOW CD
Mighty Feeble Records PO Box 603 Iowa City IA 52244 USA
The Laces sound like a band who really, really, really wanted to sit down and sound like The Pixies, but they couldn’t find any Pixies CDs, so instead they bought the entire They Might Be Giants catalog. With lyrics like “It’s the end / Of the tail of my shirt” and “I can’t believe you’re gone / And I miss you so much” (from the song “Lament of the Lonely Pet”), they manage to craft songs that, with some money and a studio, would do quite well. I didn’t know what to think of The Laces when I first heard their CD, but I’ve grown quite fond of them. They seem like nice guys (as witnessed by track 11, “Reality for Nice Guys Everywhere”). Hey — if Weezer can do it, then why not The Laces?
Ben Gott

THE LEGENDARY POPTONES + BIDOCHE MUSIQUE
Joe Fluery, Dailles 22, CH-1752 Villars-sur-Glane, Switzerland
The following review was translated into German, then into French and then back into English at babelfish.altavista.com:
Bulgarian Poptones by stations of the Joe Fluery work in collaboration the Swiss cord. Fortunately a small number of a melody instrumentals, like, so completely charged on the laughter, the gas receives and tested, the music of show C CAN make outside. There is then Song with FRANTIC FRED which bejammert: “wish me that I am a god of sex like my friend”, OUCH. to arrive at the medium feared male with only one program, why not it? It is worthy hearing mainly for the percussion. It resounds it like a package of the pots and buckets and gates of box and of Sammelpacks and with totals directives. And how can you badly with Songnamen like the “Fresco of a conductor of truck“ be?
C Reider

LIZARD LIE
INSIDE CD EP
Elastic Fiction 5 Nursery Road, Bedhampton, Havant, Hants PO9 3BG UK
elasticfiction@hotmail.com
http://www.elasticfiction.co.uk
Professionally recorded three song single. Lightly atmospheric rock with female vocals. Aspects of the songs hint at the moody melodies of The Cure, diluted with a bland alternarock sound that fell out of favor sometime in early 1994. “Edge Of The End” is uptempo, melancholy track that recalls latter-day Cranes, Scheer and Glee Club. Not unpleasant but not exactly earthshattering either...
Ian C Stewart

THE MANDATE OF HEAVEN
ON NO EVIL STAR CD
PO Box 7204, Syracuse, NY 13210 USA
http://www.koalasyndicate.com
Here’s some straight up indie rock for yer head to suck up. Recorded on a four-track in Chicago and Syracuse, NY, The Mandate Of Heaven is the project of one Greg Pier. The instrumentation is standard guitar, bass, drum and the vocals are pretty clean and straight up. For the most part, I really like this record, there’s nothing that I can really say about it that to describe why, except that it’s very well written rock songs that are in no way annoying. I particularly like the guy’s voice and the whole feel of the record reminds me of the garage days before computers and sampling.
J Mundok

MEET ME ON THE OTHER SIDE CD compilation
Medicine Recordings 1603 E 19th St, Ste 108, Edmond OK 73013 USA
http://www.silvermoonmusic.com
Damn it, Janet! This compilation rocks! You know how you make mix tapes when you throw a party so you have kick ass music playing all night long? You could just put this sucker on and not worry for an hour or so. The leadoff song, “What Does Millennium Mean” by Eric Hesson sounds like it comes straight from the Rocky Horror Picture Show soundtrack. A great little rock song. “This Island Earth” by Ten Story Love is a textbook pop song. Songwriter Brad Page has passed Songwriting 101 and can collect $200. Lots of catchy hooks. And I’m a real sucker for a one note and coinciding harmonics guitar solo. It’s happy hour again for the Neos. This song reminds me of Happy Mondays. So much in fact that it could be included on The Best of Happy Mondays. If there is such a thing. Did they have any other hits? If you’re jonesin’ for the Godfathers, look no further than Doug Powell. His song “Bye Bye Magpie” is a Godfathers-like gem. Great chorus! “One In Ten” by Becki diGregorio is reminiscent of Morrissey’s cover of the Jam’s “That’s Entertainment.” Are you still with me? The song is very soothing. Nice angelic vocal effect. “Down To Love,” by Cheap Blondes, sounds beautiful. Great vocal arranging. If I close my eyes, I see Kate Bush singing. And I’m amazed at her vocal range. Whatever happened to her anyway? The thing that pisses me off about “Shot Like A Bullet Into The Sun” by Doug Powell is that I haven’t heard it on the radio yet. This is a great fucking song! Tremendous mix and sound. Very interesting use of reverse sounds. There are so many hooks in this song that fish could never escape it. Hey, both of his songs are very polished and catchy. I’m beginning to think it’s not a coincidence. Do you follow? All in all this is an outstanding compilation. Someone at Medicine Park Records has a great set of ears....
Kev

MINMAE
VONSACHIANG CD
Airborne Virus Records PO Box 16207 San Diego CA 92176 USA
ebolagirl@email.com
http://hometown.aol.com/minmaeblasters/page1.html
I don’t remember Minmae being this Sonic Youthy on the other stuff I heard. But this ain’t bad. I’m going to call it Post Rock even though it isn’t. It’s very much During Rock. The guitars scrape and scream and don’t quite sound like normal guitars. The drumming pounds along and is there bass? Yeah. The vocals are all pretty fucked up too. “The Celcius Vs The Fahrenheit” is an under-a-minute Neil Young type of deal with just guitar and singing. Track six is called “Twisted Sister.” Sweet. It sounds more like a Galaxie 500 jam than Dee Snider’s band though. Oh well for them. Next time they should write a song called “Galaxie 500” and have it sound like Twisted MF Sister! “The Alchemist” is reverby steeples of guitar for two and a half minutes. Gripping post-rock that’ll have backseat drivers axing “who’s that?” when you play it in the car.
Ian C Stewart

M-THEORY
THE PEPPER RING CD
125 South Barbara St, Mount Joy, PA 17552 USA
jmundok@hotmail.com
http://jmundok.tripod.com
Finally an album the whole family can enjoy! A little new-agey, ambient environmental hippy shit for the folks with the “Untitled” series. A kick-ass bass heavy tune with spooky vocals and satanic lyrics that I would call industrial if I knew for sure what that meant. All the 13-year-olds I know love it. Also in the plus category, a catchy x-mas carol with a dreary twist for the children. Plenty of enjoyable and amusing samples along the way. My only issues are that Untitled 1 sounds a bit like the theme song from “The Young and The Restless” and “Surf Dogs” seems a bit too “Born to be Wild” for this album but I’m not sure why. A whole bunch of everything thrown together randomly (it seems) and yet it works.
Michelle Nollan

JERRY MUNDO
HARD MONEY CD
McG Music 3830 E Flamingo Rd C-1, #173, Las Vegas NV 89121 USA
http://www.mccmusic.com
Whoa, after hearing the world metal mayhem of Zakas Shunk Daddy Grind from McC Music I really didn’t know what Jerry Mundo’s Hard Money would be like. The cover is Jerry with one of the sweetest mullets of the new century superimposed in the middle of a twenty dollar bill. Turns out it’s bad-lounge-blues-brothers-kinda shit that I might hear on a night out on the town with my parents in the heart of south Florida. With tracks like “Choco-lay” and “Lesbo City”, I’m going to suggest holding off before sending this one out for Mother’s Day though. Complete with the occasional steel drum riff, this stuff is really really lounge. I don’t mean lounge like “lounge”, more like I’m going into this lounge and there’s a guy over there playing-kinda-lounge. Dig? I’m getting the idea that I’m never going to have a clue where his label is headed.
J Mundok

J MUNDOK
SATURATED CD
125 South Barbara St, Mount Joy, PA 17552 USA
jmundok@hotmail.com
http://jmundok.tripod.com
I found about half of this disc, twelve tracks of instrumental ambient synthesizer compositions, fairly good. The opening track, “The Curse,” recalls an early project by The Cure, “Carnage Visors.” The track “Death of Greatness” sounds influenced by Brian Eno’s Music for Airports; if one is to be influenced by an ambient album, that is certainly a good place to start. “The Slumber Showers,” “Movement,” “From Underneath,” and “Gardens” are all very traditionally ambient, and do a very nice job at it— soothing, quiet, and the last is very pretty. Even “San Francisco Street,” which is a little less stock ambient, has a bit of verve and is very light and pleasant. The remaining five tracks are dull, lifeless, and were more effective than Nyquil at putting this reviewer to sleep. The clichés I heard in many of the tracks were tired enough to be distracting. Honestly, if I never hear another ambient track with a drum machine droning “THUD, click-click” over and over again in the background, it would be too soon. Same with the clicking dance beat that takes over the background on “Chemical Flow.” I have nothing against drum machines as a rule, but it is better not to sound like one merely pushed a button on a Casio keyboard for one’s rhythm selection. The previously mentioned “San Francisco Street” is the only use of drum machine on this collection which shows any skill— the rhythm is syncopated, and the track is not dominated by the sound. I see a great deal of potential for J Mundok— I mean it about “Death of Greatness” sounding like Eno— but turn off the drum machine and stick to pure ambient. Otherwise there is the risk of being just another casualty of your synthesizer.
Megan Heller

MUSIC FOR THE FUTURE
EXPLICIT ELECTRONICA
Gearlust Studios PO Box 1267 Grand Junction CO 81502 USA
synthman@peakpeak.com
http://www.my.treeway.com/m2kplus
Borderline ambient synth music with strong melodies and very good production. The sounds are all very nice and the mood is generally mellow. While most of the tracks work well as chill music, a few flare up a tiny bit, using more aggressive tones and textures. But overall very soothing stuff.
Ian C Stewart

MYSTERY HEARSAY
EAR GEAR CD
PO Box 240131, Memphis, TN, 38124 USA
choneyc1@midsouth.rr.com
Classic instrumental hometaper madness digitally remastered and rereleased on CD by Harsh Reality (who originally released this as a C-60 back in the day). Recorded between 1988 and 1989, this masterpiece is clearly timeless since it sounds like it could have been recorded last week. It starts with two epic tracks at nearly a half hour each that fluxuate between soft floating ambience to bombastic percussive attacks while (I truly believe) hitting nearly all possible points in between. The last three tracks are pretty much straight ambient, though occasionally resembling noise...almost. For the most part, this 5 track adventure made for an excellent soundtrack of the ride I took on my mind’s spaceship. Thanks for keeping this one alive.
J Mundok

NAKED INSECTS
Mike PO Box 221 Pittsfield NH 03263 USA
I’ll bet anything that’s a noseflute. Homeboy has like three notes and a lot of breathing and it sounds like somebody’s nephew with a new pickle-shaped piccolo from a Happy Meal! Were it a relative of mine I would not hesitate to knock the thing from his lips and yell loudly at his face. But life is never that easy and this “exploration” with unaccompanied flute continues undaunted. There is, it would appear, no point to any of this!
Ian C Stewart

NEW SWEET BREATH
ACCELERATION & DISTORTION
Magwheel, PO Box 115, Stn. R. Montreal, QC H25 3K6 Canada
Fairly interesting Morphine-ish pop with some Jason Falkner thrown in. “Check Out Queen Anne” sounds like an outtake from Bon Jovi’s Slippery When Wet sessions. Not much else to say, really — it doesn’t catch me and spin me around, but someone’s gotta like it.
Ben Gott

NOVALIS
DEMO 1999 CD
gimedici@libero.it
http://digilander.iol.it/gimedici/Novalis/
Brilliant college Goth from Italy. (Is college Goth a genre?). Two Italians and a Lebanese kid - the latter embarrassingly portrayed wearing a boa on the CD back cover - recorded this EP in something that sounds like a bedroom basement, but don’t be fooled by the poor production: there is some excellent songwriting here. Novalis cleverly begin the EP with their strongest song, “Never Together”. Boyfriend-o-meter: “sounds like early Gene Loves Jezebel crossed with the Essence, with a hint of Simon le Bon vocals.” Boyfriend is a poser, I hear you say. Sounds to me like a very nice mid-period Cure song, with a lovely melody and a nice dynamic bass line (which could have used some more “pumping” though, but I guess this was beyond the technical means of the band). “My Whore” is dark and menacing and begs to be sung by Christian Death (when they were good). The following two songs, “Ceneri” and “La Notte”, are on the same line as “My Whore” but tend to ramble on a bit. End with a “MY Whore GM remix,” complete with EBM beats, rather superfluous and absolutely not a patch on the original version. These kids are good and need a contract right now, so that they can re-record these songs in a real studio. Chadi the singer also sounds very “young”, as if he still doesn’t have real control of his vocal abilities yet, but this could be a trademark, if used smartly. Brilliant.
Paola

ONE TWO BLOW CD compilation
25 Records, PO Box 3006, Poole BH12 2HU UK
http://www.25records.com
Crazy tunes from every genre, and over a dozen different different artists. Some stuff is good, some stuff is not so good...but these folk are all from England, so that’s a point in their favo(u)r from the beginning. Standouts: Red Ash And The Love Commandos’ “Build,” which features some nice narration over a chill instrumental track, and Dan-T’s Inferno’s “Eyelinerrefinery,” which featurs some nice narration over a chill electronic track. Oh, what the hell — you’d like it.
Ben Gott

OPAQUE
BA531/99 CD EP
Dental Records 1 Lodge Street, Lancaster, LA1 1QW UK
Improvised rock band sklarnch that starts nowhere and stays there. Track two features a very distorted bass guitar line that could’ve lead somewhere but didn’t. Track three is a Painkiller-style 45-second freakout. This is an absolutely essential CD to own for anyone who played on this session.
Ian C Stewart

ORANGE ENTROPY RECORDS SAMPLER CD
Orange Entropy PO Box 1198, Hightstown, NJ 08520
http://www.orangeentropy.com
This is weird. And I mean weeeiiiiiird. But good weird. There’s lots of different stuff here — from the poppy jangles of The Side Projects’ “Last Day in Pittsburgh” to Intrans’ “3 Tones,” a techno-y, ambient piece of lovin’ that sounds like a cross between Moby and a Smiths instrumental. Other standout tracks include Plastic Ash’s “Seeing Everything,” an acoustic ballad that features an egg shaker; and Smokey Retardo’s strange but cool “I’ll Show You NASDAQ, If You Show Me Yours” (Ever wondered what NASDAQ is? This song’ll explain.) Actually, the whole damn thing is good. Pick it up.
Ben Gott

PELZIG
THE CAR COMPILATION LP
Kollaps, Christoph Merk, Obere Riedl 1, D-82395 Untersochering, Germany
http://www.hausmusik.com/English/eKollaps/Kollaps.html
Arty math-rock that’s equal parts art and math. The production is fucking excellent (especially the drums) and the playing is very nice. The songs have crazy, weird, fat grooves and lots of jagged guitar parts. Sigh. “Can You” sets the tone with a great bass-and-drums groove before the guitars stab in. A less hectic Jawbox. “Syrup Dance” is, eh, “mellow,” for want of a better word. Big fucking chords and mimimal drumming. You could say I’m in love and you’d be mostly right. “John T” is a mean fucking song, all distorted and twisty, sounding like a fully-realized SubPop band from the late 80s. “Casual Lover” closes the album kinda like “Syrup Dance” did for side one. It’s a very artistic approach to old-fashioned rock music. And I lick it.
Ian C Stewart

PERNATH | RICHIE CUNNINGHAM split tape
Morc, Boerderijstraat 10, 8880 Sint-Eloois-Winkel, Belgium
Kaw 94 Main Street, Forth Lamarkshire ML 11 8AR UK
http://www.geocities.com/morctapes
Released jointly by England’s Kaw label and Belgium’s Morc Records, this tape is the first in the low-fi “Soup versus potatoes” series by Morc. Pernath is fairly charming. The guitar work is lovely and very lush. This is most apparent on “Snowball,” a jangly strolling instrumental. The vocals vary a bit - the opening track, “Snaus,” is excellent, but the vocal on “A Better Living” recalls early Dinosaur Jr. in its whininess. Still, a good collection of songs. The stronger side of this tape, however, belongs to Richie Cunningham. They manage to go beyond anything one would normally expect from a lo-fi release. The group takes something as common as lo-fi rock and molds it into a style of its own. The cynical lyrics and vocalist’s delivery recall The Magnetic Fields, oddly enough, although not much else of the band’s style would point to that. The emotions feel true, not trite, in the track “Love = Loneliness,” and “Secret Wish” captures the fear and obsessiveness of an unbalanced relationship: “I cut your hair and you look like a boy / Let me kill this gender and have it destroyed.” Overall, an excellent cassette.
Megan Heller

PRAYING FOR OBLIVION | OUTERMOST
split 7"
Final Judgment Church Ov The Great Oblivion PO Box 22103 Nashville TN 37202-2103 USA
Clear vinyl! Sweet! And Oblivion’s side is beautifully treated percussive stuff with subtle harmonic overtones. Everything is manipulated and run through some type of effect and it mooshes together very nicely. Outermost takes the opposite approach of just being noisy and confrontational and annoying with scratchy feedback loops and hellish misery. This track could be used as a weapon.
Ian C Stewart

DANIEL PRENDIVILLE
TANTRUM EGO CD
Reincheque Recordings 6 Clonaslee, Nenagh, Co. Tipperary, Ireland
http://listen.to/reincheque
For some reason, this CD amuses the hell out of me!!! The songs are hard for me to categorize, though I will say they’re great for doing some funky dancing in the living room. There is some catchy pop, some guitar-driven rock, and some shit that sounds like either 70s TV show music or porn music (I can’t decide which). And after listening to “Bad News Day”, I have to wonder exactly what Daniel did to that hotel room in Boston...or do I want to know?
Michelle Nollan

REUBENS
REUBENS CD
Global Warming, PO Box 123, Leeds LS11 5YN UK
I’m really, really fond of this band. I don’t know why, because they’re not the kind of band that I think I’d like. Reubens is a four-piece, with two members (Nikki Harvey and Mike Gemmill) who play cello and violin, respectively; combined with programmed drums and guitars, their sound is nicely unique. I’m not too keen on lead singer Mike Opl’s vocals (he sounds like he’s singing with marbles in his mouth, and through a cardboard tube), but I can forgive that. (In case you’re wondering, I rarely forgive lead singers...) Keep on truckin’, Reubens, and make your weird Euro-chamber-pop (like Babybird meeting Kronos Quartet) for a long time to come!
Ben Gott

SCOUNDREL MUSKRAT
WORLD TODAY
Jason Goude PO Box 61 Elon College NC 27244 USA
scoundrelmuskrat@hotmail.com
http://www.scoundrelmuskrat.com
Maaaaaan. Man. Something happens to music-dudes when they spend too much time alone. They start listening to themselves, and believing what they say. And start thinking they can do things they can’t. Like the vocals on this tape, for example. I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be a rap he’s doing over every single song, or if he’s just tone-deaf and is doing his best. Or perhaps he’s just taking the Lou Reed delivery to its logical extreme. I remember when I sang in the choir in high school (shut up, it was better than taking another math class), whenever we’d get a new piece of music, the instructor would lead the choir through the words and rhythm first, not bothering with the melody at all. So it would be this atonal but rhythmically right-on practice thing. And that, my friends, is what the vocals on this release remind me of most. And it annoys the piss out of me. Sing or rap, shit or get off the pot, in or out. I don’t care either way, just pick one! The music is an okayish mixture of keyboards and drum machines that could’ve been something very special. And I can’t take it!!!
Ian C Stewart

THE SHARP CHUCKIES
GUNRUNNING WITH THE SHARP CHUCKIES
Black Apple 156A South St. #11, Jamaica Plain MA 02130 USA
The following review was translated into Spanish and back into English at babelfish.altavista.com
Rock of the garage of Smart-Ass that is counted pretty and idiot pretty. If it only enchanted really, or still amused some times then perhaps the attitude of Smart-Ass she would be authorized. Riffs repeating of the punk-ish of the garage with vocals snickering outside the líricas as “me I have taste of duckies and the conejitos and the umbrellas and the kitties/I obtained wallpapered all concluído my blue house to them goddamned/light baby and yellow and pink/but that one does not mean that I cannot fix its sink fucking.” Oh, paper receiver at least that laughed, because it did not make I safe.
C Reider

RUTH SHERBOURNE
INSIDE OUTSIDE REALITY
Lonely Whistle POBox 9162 Santa Rosa, CA 95405 USA
The following review was translated into French and back into English at babelfish.altavista.com
Thoughtful, vocals female to be sulky with the acoustic support of guitar. It is dark and despairing like some of the groups early of Darkwave, but always mislaying little too close to nice-isms to Sarah McLachlan or with severe, “there is not any joy to be” modes have of a hawker of Tracy. It is not my cup of tea of the whole, but (Lilith-Fair like case-in-point), it is definitely with the taste of a certain part of the population. Mrs. Serbourne is surely sincere and puts her whole heart in him, I can say so that it, but this is not with my taste of the whole.
C Reider

SLYDOG
SLYDOG CD
McG Music 3830 E Flamingo Rd C-1, #173, Las Vegas NV 89121 USA
http://www.mccmusic.com
Damn, Kip Winger is going to be *pissed* when he hears this! After he cut his hair and got all serious, along comes Slydog to gank all of his band’s moves! Holy shit. This sounds like it was lost in a timewarp from 1987, right down to the four guitar solos (two each, traded off on both speakers). You can hear the drummer twirling his sticks and throwing his hair around. These guys were obviously very moved by Winger’s song “Seventeen.” Big production. And they sound exactly like Winger! You have got to be fucking kidding me.
Ian C Stewart

SONIC DISORDER | DAFOSM
split tape
Erik Disorder 1911 Redondo Ave, Salt Lake City UT 84108 USA
Short blasts of noise interspersed with short blasts of Casio Mayhem! It’s crazy and noisy and sounds like Sore Throat only I think these guys actually could play if they absolutely had to. Not that they would.
Ian C Stewart

SUGARWOOD
SMOKE CD
PO Box 204, Durham City DH1 5XX UK
http://www.sugarwood.co.uk
Way back in Spring 1999, I wrote that “Sugarwood certainly know what they’re doing,” and this CD proves that they’ve matured as a band. It isn’t often that I get to review a CD that’s this...well...”comfortingly good,” I guess. Last time I compared them to Temple Of The Dog and Mother Love Bone, and although those comparisons still ring true, this album (which contains a few rip-roarin’ live tracks, including a spectacular song called “Sunblind”) demonstrates that Sugarwood will go far. With the glut of shit bands clouding up commercial radio and TV here in the US, we desperately need a band like Sugarwood. Pure, hook-laden alterna-rock isn’t dead...It’s very much alive, and it’s living in Durham City.
Ben Gott

TELEPHASIC AMBIANCE COMPILATION CD
Lianora Rds c/o B Sonnette, La Noue 77750 Bassevelle, France
metroaudio@quid-info.fr
This 16-track collection, consisting of artists from France, the UK, the US, and Japan, has a split personality worthy of Jekyll and Hyde. The first eight tracks, when taken on their own, make up a great pop collection with a lot of influences. PALA’s “Machine” resembles early Teenage Fanclub. Mogul’s “We Are Efficient” sounds like a lost Tubeway Army track; edgy guitar and burbling synths create a convincing early eighties sound. The peak of this portion of the album is certainly French band Foofie’s “For a While,” a haunting and simple song; the hushed tones of the vocalist are framed by bare acoustic guitar and sparse use of keyboard. At the eighth track, however, the collection changes. It begins with “Elemental,” a six minute acoustic intrumental by Lazer Guided; it is, frankly, a bit dull. The tracks that follow are various dub and bass experiments, none of which is particuarly intriguing. The next to last track, TG’s “Ruchill,” recalls EVOL-era Sonic Youth, but in all honesty, it was difficult to maintain interest to that point. The first half is excellent, but this isn’t a collection to which I will feel the need to listen all the way through again.
Megan Heller

VAGINAL DISCHARGE
FROTH
Reality Impaired Recordings, PO Box 1285, Joplin, MO 64802 USA
I know there has to be people out there that really really like when people sit around with acoustic guitars and write really silly simple songs about remotely funny topics that, for the most part, rip on your average obvious target and include references to really sick things (like vaginal discharges) to make people go “Ooooooo...” and make those squinty faces and sorta chuckle under their breath as an instinctive reaction to the nasty visual that naturally popped into their mind. If you’re one of those people I have two things to say: you’re gonna fuckin’ love this CD (because there’s 26 of those very songs plus an instrumental bonus track for her pleasure) and if you want it, please send me an e-mail and I’ll gladly send it to you...cause I don’t! jmundok@hotmail.com
J Mundok

VAS DEFERENS ORGANIZATION
DRUG BUBBLES CD
http://www.vdostudios.com mattcastille@excite.com
Vas Deferens Organization think they’re clever. They also seem to think that the music world needs a recreation of the score to a 1970s drug-fest film. They are mistaken on both counts. Drug Bubbles is completely unenjoyable. Beyond that, it is completely uninteresting. The disc is divided into three main tracks— “Hors D’Oeuvres,” “Entrees,” and “Candies And Confections”— and further subdived into sections with titles like “Absinthe Lagoon,” “Chocolate Mescaline Atomizer,” and “Wasabi Steambath.” The music itself gave me indigestion. It is an incoherent collection of synthesizer warblings and twistings which have nothing innovative about them. Perhaps I would enjoy this collection if I were on drugs; as it is, it could be adopted as anti-drug propaganda. VDO cite a long list of obscure seventies composers as among their influences on their webpage, but I came no closer to understanding their vision (I hear nothing of the quality of Kraftwerk, among those on said list), only to thinking that this project is just as pretentious as I believed upon listening. In a word, awful.
Megan Heller

THE VICTORIA PRINCIPLE
MIS EN SCENS CD
Ruido Union PO Box 7141 Richmond, Virginia 23221 USA
http://www.ruidounion.com
ruido@hotmail.com
Oh! These guys are so clever! A word-play on actress Victoria Principal. Kinda emo-core and mostly instrumental. Sounds like some kind of concept album cause there’s no song listings and each track goes right into the next without skipping a beat. Really cool if you dig instrumental math-rock. And guys, next time include a little more information in your bio, please!
Kenyon Hopkin

THE VOLARES
THE NIGHT WE TAUGHT OURSELVES TO SING CD
Inactive Entertainment PO Box 720714 Dallas TX 75372 USA
http://www.thevolares.com
Sentimental, traditionalist take on rocking guitar pop music. The classic rock roots are on full display, proudly invoking names like CSN&Y, Led Zeppelin and The Small Faces. Acoustic guitars and live drums and twenty-part vocal harmonies. They’ve also got some big-name guests too, including a guy from The Church, a guy from Current 93 and a chick from All About Eve. Pro production and artwork and everything and the songs all sound like something you might hear snuck onto a classic rock playlist. My dad would probably even like these guys.
Ian C Stewart

Roger Yeardley
“Roger Yeardley’s Communal Effort”
Balance Productions P.O. Box 54170 Cincinnati, OH. 45254 USA
balance@one.net
This CD of some of Cincinnati’s finest musical talents surprised me. To be honest, I wasn’t expecting much. Ever since “the incident” at Kings Island when I was a small child, I haven’t been very fond of all things Ohio. But maybe I’ve been wrong. This CD is quite catchy! With obvious kudos to Little Feat, Jimmy Buffet, The Neville Brothers, the Monkees and Brian Setzer (try and figure this sound out) Roger Yeardley gathered his friends and recorded a very enjoyable musical moment. The engineer is the shit! These songs flow easily from one to the next. Every one of the players on this release obviously knows how to play. This is the kind of band I’d want to see at an outdoor summer festival. I wish I could’ve joined in on the sessions. You can’t ask for more than that.
kev

ZAKAS
SHUNK DADDY GRIND CD
McG Music 3830 E Flamingo Rd C-1, #173, Las Vegas NV 89121 USA
zshunkdaddy@aol.com
http://www.mccmusic.com
I’m really confused about this. Self-described as industrial/world/metal, the record officially has 23 people playing, with Zakas credited for all percussion and programming and vocals on a few tracks. I attempted to find some answers at the website above and came up short. What is Zakas? It remains a mystery to me. The music itself sounds a bit like post-revolution Prince had he spent his earlier years with Manowar (or any similar 80s metal act). The tracks just seem to slide through from one style to another (and one singer to another). I’m listening to an Ozzy Osbourne track cut from the mold get up to get a glass of water and come back dancing through an ancient egyptian tomb...very strange. I’m going to recommend this disc to all the metalheads out there who are really bummed that Priest never used more middle-eastern flutes and shit.
J Mundok

ZAKAS
SHUNK DADDY GRIND CD
McG Music 3830 E Flamingo Rd C-1, #173, Las Vegas NV 89121 USA
zshunkdaddy@aol.com
http://www.mccmusic.com
Sometimes people do stuff that’s so funny you just assume they’re kidding. But I think these guys are serious. Which just makes it funnier. Let’s see if I can describe this thing: Heavy metal guitars and growly metal singing, with sequenced drums and bongos and shit, with occasional bits of slapped bass guitar. At first it sounds like heavy metal Yanni, then it kind of sounds like a quantized Savatage. The production is totally over the top. It’s bizarre in a really off-putting way, like Ripley’s Believe It Or Not’s more yucko moments. “Bunechu Shenobi” opens with a long Yanni-goes-Native-American instrumental bit that overuses the “pan pipes” preset on the keyboard. The Kip Winger clone from Slydog sings on “Tranq. Dart.” Ugh. The last song on the disc, “F— Johnny” sounds like the entrance music for the dumbest guy in the WWF— or a commercial for a really sucky radio station. And the guy actually says “Eff Johnny” toward the end! He says the letter F! Not swearing is fine, and actually swearing is even better, but just stopping short like that is weak and noncommittal. I bet these guys still have ponytails dating back to the 1980s. And now they’re trying to update their sound by moving out to the desert to get “mystical,” and spending all their time in big recording studios. Yuck.
Ian C Stewart

ZEROTONIN
GODDAMNED MP3
G. Wilson 26 Beverley Road, Carnmoney, Newtownabbey, BT36 6QD Northern Ireland.
http://www.zerotonin.co.uk
Highly pissed off modern metal that’s also a bit melodic. Loud guitars. Lots of yelling. The verses sound like Therapy? but the choruses go kind of Morbid Angel. Double-bass drumming, which is always nice. And screaming “god damned” like that should be mandatory for all songs.
Ian C Stewart

ZIA
BIG BANG! CD
http://www.ziaspace.com zia@chaoscontrol.com
Any band that makes its own instruments gets automatic praise from me. Circuit boards for drum pads, crazy-ass synthesizers and a guitar-shaped object with buttons that activate sound effects. I’ve seen them play twice, so believe me, it’s true. It’s all part of their mission to promote space exploration and colonization of the moon. All three girls have degrees in Music Synthesis and it’s no surprise. Their blend of electronic pop is well polished and best described as an industrialized Siouxsie and the Banshees. There’s an obvious new wave influence, evident in the sci-fi frolic of “Nibiru” and “Resolution.” Big Bang is truly out of this world.
Kenyon Hopkin